Serial Comic 8: They Usually Don't Suck This Much 'Til Later

Author: not_Scyess

Date: March 31, 2003

by not_Scyess
3-31-03
Hello?
'allo! Is Jezus in trouble? 'ow can I 'alp?
What you should be asking is how you can help yourself, with the new-and-improved RONCO FEMUR MASSAGER --
Ach! Damned telemarketeurs! **CLICK** At least this means Jezus is steel okhay...
Meanwhile
Want to see me fire lasers from my eyes?
Um, yeah... maybe if you weren't staring at my crotch...