A Kaufman in the Hand...

Author: not_Scyess

Date: April 10, 2003

by not_Scyess
4-10-03
Kaufman meets with President Bush in early 2003.
Yep. I'm thinkin' we should attack Iraq.
A rack of what? A rack of lamb? That should be a pretty easy target.
Late March, 2003, Iraq
Yesterday
Haven't you ever heard of a pun?
Oh, yep. That's when they've got too much yardage to gain in the 4th down so they decide to kick.