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ONE NOTE CHARACTERS! Advance one square.
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| You are playing a board game! | |
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| That reminds me... what's the country code for Albania? I don't know what time it is. | |
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TOBOR CORNHOLES YOU. Advance one square ahead, projected by his enormous metal phallus.
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INESCAPEABLE INFINITELY RECYCLED IN-JOKE CONTINUUM. Go back two squares.
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| SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB. | |
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| YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME. | |
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