Harry Potter |V

Author: not_Scyess

Date: December 11, 2005

by not_Scyess
12-11-05
Students, we are now going to have the Tri-Wizard tournament.
Gee, Dumbledorf... what's the Tri-Wizard Tournament?
Christ, Harry. You've been at this school for FOUR FUCKING YEARS now and you still don't seem to know shit.
Sorry. It seems my learning is limited only to what can fit into one 2.5-hour, third-person-limited-perspective movie per semester.
That's gay. You're expelled.
I'd like to see you try to make these movies without my wide-eyed incompetence, you old bastard.