Born to Bitch

Author: not_Scyess

Date: March 12, 2007

by not_Scyess
3-12-07
100 years ago
I can't believe they turned all those cotton fields into them newfangled stores! It's a durned cryin' shame, Effie.
Sure 'nuff, paw.
Today
I can't believe they're turning our beautiful old shopping district into a strip mall!
Yep. The world is sure going to hell fast, Rynold.
100 years from now
I can't believe they're ripping out our historic strip mall and replacing it with a bioproduct rehydration center.
That mall is the best thing ever to happen to this town. Why can't people leave things the way they are?