Holiday Cheer

Author: not_funny

Date: August 12, 2003

by not_funny
8-12-03
The holidays are here, and I'm so lonely and depressed... Nobody remembered to give me a present... Not even Santa Claus.
SANTA!
Billy, you've been a very good boy this year! So good, in fact, that you're on the top of my Nice List! I'll give you your own Christmas Wish!
HEY EVERYBODY, I'M BILL COSBY!
Yay! I got my wish! My very own sex slave! THANK YOU, SANTA!