Maria's Statement

Author: not_funny

Date: August 13, 2003

by not_funny
8-13-03
I pissed my girlfriend off by portraying her as a braindead skank, so here's Maria to clear things up.
I just wanted to let all of you internet freak friends of Sean's to know that in real life, I actually have a personality, and I'm very intelegent.
This character doesn't even look a think like her!
...but that's the nice thing about the internet, isn't it? You can misrepresent anybody you fucking feel like.
You is my ho.
You make my underthings sticky! Fuck me up my tight asshole!