Cops Will Believe Anything

Author: not_funny

Date: August 13, 2003

by not_funny
8-13-03
All right! All right! Whut's all this then!
I SWEAR TO GOD, OFFICER, I DIDN'T STAB MY HOOKER/STRIPPER GIRLFRIEND TO DEATH WTIH A SCREWDRIVER JUST NOW!
Ha! A likely story! Let's investigate this supposed "mutilated whore!"
SHE WAS LIKE THAT WHEN I GOT HERE! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! IT'S HER FAULT! SHE GAVE ME AIDS! IT'S NOT MY FAULT I KILLED HER! I DIDN'T DO IT!!!
Son, have you ever heard of the story, "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"?