Wild Internet Hi-Jinx

Author: not_funny

Date: August 14, 2003

by not_funny
8-14-03
I have a confession...
Don't worry, I'm here for you. You can tell me anything.
I've been reading Jerkcity for over a year now, and I still don't get it. I just pretend I get it to be a bigshot.
Well, I have only one question for you. Are you a homosexual?
HELL YEAH! I love to have queer sex with random men in filthy gas station bathrooms!
That's all that matters. Now mount me, you lusty stallion!