"A Portrait" by Robert Louis Stevenson, 1913

Author: not_funny

Date: August 16, 2003

by not_funny
8-16-03
I am a kind of farthing dip, / Unfriendly to the nose and eyes; / A blue-behinded ape, I skip / Upon the trees of Paradise.
At mankind’s feast, I take my place / In solemn, sanctimonious state, / And have the air of saying grace / While I defile the dinner plate.
I am the "smiler with the knife," / The battener upon garbage, I- / Dear Heaven, with such a rancid life, / Were it not better far to die?
Yet still, about the human pale, / I love to scamper, love to race, / To swing by my irreverent tail / All over the most holy place;
And when at length, some golden day, / The unfailing sportsman, aiming at, / Shall bag, me - all the world shall say:
Thank God, and there’s an end of that!