American Pie 4: American Divorce

Author: not_funny

Date: August 17, 2003

by not_funny
8-17-03
This sunset is so beautiful, because watching sunsets and being happy all the time is what marriage is all about.
Well, now's the perfect time! I've seen you fuck wacky shit for the last time! I'm leaving you... FOR YOUR MOM!
Let me think this over, while I slit my wrists in the car.
Ok.
Well, it's time to bury the body, and accidentally fuck it on the way.