Dragon vs. Pimp

Author: not_funny

Date: August 20, 2003

by not_funny
8-20-03
...so, you see, that's my problem.
Ah, so it's the dimensions of your "monster" penis?
Well... the size really isn't a problem for most of the women I've been with, it's the pressure of my ejaculation. I've sent four women to the hospital!
Well, judging by your description, none of my girls could handle you.
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
What you'll have to do is give me your number, and I'll start making calls for girls that can handle it, ok? Hey, I PROMISE you'll have a girl by the end of the month!