Bloody Mary

Author: not_funny

Date: August 24, 2003

by not_funny
8-24-03
Keep calm. Find your center. This is your first night out haunting. None of the other ghostly appiritions WANTED this graveyard, but you took it anyways.
So what if it's constantly full of drunken teenagers! Nothing could be easier to scare! Time to show those pussies in the afterlife how it's done!
Sorry to bring this up at such an awkward momeny guys, but I really need a tampon!
Fuck. I am going to have such a great rest of eternity.