Fun With Time Travel

Author: not_funny

Date: October 23, 2003

by not_funny
10-23-03
Hello, little girl! I'm you! I'm you from the future!
Hello. Why are you here? I turn out pretty.
I have come to right some terrible wrongs, and teach you secrets to make you a stronger person!
You're awesome!
Also, I'm here to dyke it out with my four year old self! Because of this time travel rape, you end up a real fucking sicko!
Aw, sugarplums.