It sure is spooky in this here cemetry.

Author: not_funny

Date: March 13, 2005

by not_funny
3-13-05
Roy, we are one step closer to solving the Riddle of the Missing Jewels.
All we have to do is located the unmarked crypt, and we'll have enough evidence to arrest that evil Mayor!
But first, before we go on, I have something important to tell you.
What is that, old chum? I'm all ears. Tell me everything.
Oh no!
I am gay and I am going to rape you right now and you will get my AIDS.