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by notnats335
8-21-03
One day a Hippie saw a huge mess of a town. He wanted to save this town. so he went out and started ranting.
Hey! little dude! save the homeland!
I think its too late....
The hippie went to see the cops, but ended up getting in trouble
Hey! Cop! save the homeland!
Sir? since your a hippie, and your opinion doesnt matter. To us people, your not...people. Im going to have to write you a ticket for being a hippie and speaking your mind as a hippie.
Hippie got very mad....
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BURN THE HOMELAND!!! BURN IT ALL!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
we got a code 2-87!! cop on fire!!!

 

by notnats335
8-21-03
....In other news, Osama Bin Ladin has lost the war.
im gonna watch the news
14 American troops went in and shot him 3 times in the head.
DADDY!!!!

 

by notnats335
8-21-03
One day, Dwayne the skinny nerd meets a cool guy
Yo man! sup?
I am afriad i do not speak your language, mister.
by the way, i can tell by your shirt that you are a level 99 dungeon master, right?
Hey yo nerd!!The next time you call me some level 99 dungeon master thingy, i will kick your tiny ass!! i can never be as low lifed as you!!
So your a level 250 dungeon master?!

 

by notnats335
8-21-03
One day, Dwayne met the new girl named alyson. little did Dwayne know, he was in for the biggest beating of his life.
Hey Alyson! did you wanna play dungeons and dragons with me and the other dungeon masters after school?
being invited to a dungeons and dragons game is bad news. so instead of going to the counceller for help, she kicked the crap out of Dwayne
Suck this Dweeb!!
AUGH!! oh well, nice panties
Think about this experience as a warning.
Wow. what a nice girl.

 

by notnats335
8-21-03
One day, Brenda encounterd a squirrel
Wow, what a nice squirrel
GOOD LORD!! IT'S A SQUIRREL WITH AN AXE AND A FILLED UP DIAPER!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
What the hell is that ladys problem. She needs psychiactric help.......I dont have an axe.....

 

by notnats335
8-21-03
( Co prouduced by Joey Stanton)
oh Sh*t. Mr. Twobok, i've done it again.

 

by notnats335
8-21-03
Day 1
Wow what a cute Squirrel
Day 2
Wow what a cute squirrel
Day 3
Wow! Deja Voo!

 

by notnats335
8-21-03
Yes Father...
.....So your saying you've been canned by bullies at your school?
Daddy, can i tell you a deep, dark secret?
um..sure...
They all tried to kiss me. And my underwears missing.
SWEET JESUS!! this is serious!!!

 

by notnats335
8-21-03
Hey man. Did you see the Big Comfy Couch last night?
.......
Whats his problem?
I am never being your roomate again.
Man...Im all alone now....
hey mister! i saw the big comfy couch last night. it was awsome!

 

by notnats335
8-21-03
Can everyones favorate Squirrel survive this attack by a demon?
Uh Oh.....
Lunch Time....
Oviously not....
NOOO!!!!
HARHARHAR!!
To be continued....
Hey. Where Am I? Oh My God!! I can talk!!
Hey Welcome to Heaven!!!

 

by notnats335
8-21-03
So....Wheres God?
I am god!
Oh....Cool....
Now Squirrel, i can give you life again because you were attacked by servents of satan. See ya later!
Cool Man!
Look mommy! a supposed-to-be-dead-squirrel!!

 

by notnats335
8-21-03
One day Stickman got a letter
Oh look heres a letter!
I never get letters...
Dear Stickman, we are pleased to inform you that you have been nominated for biggest A- in the universe. From the team of expert nominators
Oh wait, theres a blob of jelly near that A- thingy.
Oh no, i've been nominated for biggest A-Hole in the universe.
now im glad i didnt get that letter.

 

by notnats335
8-21-03
Hey! do you have Pikmin,F-Zero, Super Mario Sunshine, Zelda the windwaker, and luigis mansion? for gamecube?
no....The only good game is Grand Theft Auto: Vice City for ps2.... everyting else sucks..
I'll buy it for ya. just blowing 299$
I want Gamecube.

 

by notnats335
8-22-03
Dwayne goes to the beat up part of his town, only to encounter a Hobo
Hey Little dude! Can i have a sandwich?
No, you may not. but you can have my chess board.
I dont want your crappy chess board, i want a sandwich....*Sniff sniff*
my sensors detect he is going to be very mad. body temperater is over 200 degrees!!
Do i smell a nerd?
Um.....I left my pocket protecter at home! See you! may the force be with you!

 

by notnats335
8-22-03
......For the 3rd god forsaken time, I am writing you a tickit for speeding.
I dont have a car, Dumbass....The guy you want is getting away!!
Whoowho!! I've escaped with another crime-and-frame once again.
Whoowho!!.....whatever that guy thought!!
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law.
Oh please, spare me the details, I'm outta here.

 

by notnats335
8-22-03
One day, Squirrel gets an All expensis paid trip from British Columbia to Washington so he can have a tour of the white house
Wow! my all expensis paid trip to the white house!!! wait till Bush man sees the look on his face when I tell him he sucks! Canadas much better.
Hi, I'm chuckles!! HUHUHUHUH!!!
All ruined by some Retarted Retard who thinks he can make me laugh...
So are you a boy? or a girl? HUHUHUHUHUHUHUH!!!
look down here, stupid!
Uh oh! boys and girls! Chuckles has been blinded! HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH!!!

 

by notnats335
8-22-03
One day, Stoney, the Ciggarete mascot for the " Puffy corp." just did a commercail.
Wow, Stoney, your commercail really worked!!
aww, gee wiz boss, it was nuthin. before that, already more than.....at least 1000 people in town are now smoking.
Lets go into the future to see how our commercail worked.
Yeah!
ZAP!
Oh well, if our goal was to destroy the world, then we succeded!
I dont think that was our goal. Our goal was to get rich!

 

by notnats335
8-26-03
Look mommy, it's a cute squirrel!
Oh Jesus no!
C'mon, little Squirrel! I'll take you home and take care of you with my barbies!
I'm outta here!! See ya!!
A long chase later.....
Im here again little Squirrel!
*Puff* *Huff* oh no!! Run for it!!

 

by notnats335
8-26-03
In Squirrel Chronicles #5, a little girl was trying to catch Squirrel......And she succeded!
Yes honey?
DADDY!!!
YIKES!!!
Oh...A Squirrel. What do you suppose we name him?
Lets name him...Steve!
Steve? Cool! im just gonna crash here for awhile, ok? ok.

 

by notnats335
8-26-03
So, Steve, what food do you like?
I like French fries, Fish, Chips, Cookies, Oranges,Lemonade,Cheeseburgurs,Candy, and Chocolate!
Too bad! I'm giving you nuts!
Blech! Gross! EWW!!
Humph!
God gave you two arms,two legs, and a brain. GET ME A FRICKEN CHEESEBURGUR!!!

 

by notnats335
8-26-03
3 days later....
You still havent gotten me my cheeseburgur.....

 

by notnats335
8-26-03
AUGH!!! GOD LORD!!! IS THAT A SQUIRREL?!?!
um...Cristy? whats this girls problem?
Dont worry honey! I'll kill it!
Daddy! wait! his names Steve! and he's my pet! remember?
Your safe now!
my god.....Is all of your family made of stone?

 

by notnats335
8-28-03
Hey Cristy? have you seen the car keys?
Sure! Right here!
Thanks!
......The point is i didnt free all those prisoners by chrashing into the gate!!
mhmm...Im gonna have to take you in. You dont even have a drivers liscense!!

 

by notnats335
8-29-03
...Your my inmate?
Sure, we both were driving without a lisence
Oh! and i also killed 23 people
eep.....

 

by notnats335
8-29-03
On Christmas day, Chris and Albert were planning to throw eggs at a cop car.
Hey man, you wanna throw eggs at that car?
Sure!
One egg hit the window and the cop swirved off the road, and crashed.
Take that stupid car!
Ouch! one hit my head!
I think we can hide the body in the left grave
No, dude! we have to hide it in this grave

 

by notnats335
8-29-03
One year later.....
Hey dude! wanna go throw beer bottles at the guy in the frilly black robe?
Sure!
OH NO!! WHO DID THIS?!?!?
AUGH!!
GOOD GOD!! run!!
I know what you did last christmas!

 

by notnats335
8-29-03
*Huff* *Puff* yo! Joan! this...this guy in a frilly black robe killed Albert!
Well good riddince! He ate my sandwhich at lunch time!!
I'll go tell Jay!
Oh well....I better go tell Katie!
....So thats why I want you to stay away from guys in frilly black robes!
Okay, Joan! Oh by the way have you seen my boyfriend? you know....Albert?

 

by notnats335
8-29-03
Woot! Boss! c'mere! look at this!
What?
Augh!!
Who are you?
Do I really need to tell you? I'm the Guy who was egged and fell off the road and died! are you stupid!! I feel very bad for you, and i wont kill you.

 

by notnats335
8-29-03
Hello! read my shirt!
"The end is nigh"?. Are you retarted or sumthin?
That matters not, comerade. What matters is the end is nigh!
Go Screw a cow, nerdo!
.....Doesnt anyone listen to me?
I did. I hid in a bomb shelter! My names Steve whats yo....Oh wait....your a nerd...see ya.

 

by notnats335
8-30-03
...So thats why we gotta stick together!!
Oh.....I see...
Um..Dude? The guys right behind you!!!
Shaadup! theres no guy.....
oh shoot!!
AUGH!!! RUN!!! HE KNOWS WHAT YOU DID LAST CHRISTMAS!!!

 

by notnats335
8-30-03
You killed.....23 people?
Why sure!
GAHAHA!!
Why, I think i have my knife right heer....
Hey! come back! your not gonna get anything out of trying to escape!!
But my inmate wants to kill me!!!!

 

by notnats335
8-30-03
Hello, Steve.....I am death.
Hey death nice to meetcha! now what the heck am I doing here.
You were about to be stabbed by your inmate....And I will give you a chance to live....Will you take this chance?
Yeah, I wanna live!!
Be gone to hell, Evil Soul!!!
IM ON FIRE!! PUT IT OUT!!! PUT IT OUT!!!

 

by notnats335
8-30-03
JailBird number 165784? Steve? Your free to go.
Thanks officer!
Welcome home,Steve!
Gee, Thanks Christy!
ARF! ARF!
....And your saying this is the new family dog,Christy?

 

by notnats335
8-30-03
Arf Arf!!
AUGH!!! help!! the dogs coming after me!!
Arf Arf!!
Stop it!! Stupid dog!!
Arf Arf!!
AHAHHHH!!!

 

by notnats335
8-30-03
Oh no...stupid dog is still after me...
ARF!!!! ARF!!!!
Oh no!!!
ARF!!! ARF!!!!
umm....umm....nice doggy?
grr.....RUFF ARF!!!

 

by notnats335
11-13-03
2 miles from the airport......
yeah, man. we gotta escape that frilly robed dude.
dude, you and me are like the only hope!
look, man heres how it goes...you and i switch places, and then i die. ok?
ok, dude.
JESUS!! you werent kidding!!!!
AUGH!!!!!

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