White Boy Versus His Stupid Dream

Author: nragemachine

Date: February 1, 2003

by nragemachine
2-01-03
Dude, where's the bathroom?
Go to the celestial gate turn left at the first intersection go to the universal porthole warp past earth and straight on through til you reach the gift shop. Then take a left.
Almost there! Was it left or right?
Would you like to make a reservation?
Aw, nuts!