White Boy Versus Commercials

Author: nragemachine

Date: February 8, 2003

by nragemachine
2-08-03
When you need a fix, Just grab my butt...
Hey kids, want to launch your rocket into the moon?
When you wanna scoot through the back door remember what Captain Crabs says!
When I use this product it's like being Santa Clause delivering packages to kids who just sat on my lap...
Now, back to The Teletubbies!
God, even the commercials are gay! I'd hate to see what's on FOX!