All comics by nutty52

 

by nutty52
7-12-06
Hey, there's a comics here at stripcreator.com.
Click here to watch comics!
AHAHAHAHA!
What a waste of time. Better off make one than to watch.
Hey! I heard that bitch!

 

by nutty52
7-12-06
HOLY- YOU CAN TALK?!
Im in the computer, asswipe.
So you're actually one of the forum members?
Yep. Wanna come in?
How d'you do that anyway?
The usual. Log in.

 

by nutty52
7-12-06
WHOA! What the hell is this place?
Welcome dude.
Is this stripcreator.com?
What the hell do you think this place is? A graveyard?
Now what?
Aww shit. Thats one thing. Say that place, and you're there.

 

by nutty52
7-12-06
Name's MacDonald. But you can call me Mac.
Pleased ta meet you. Im Hilts.
So when you say that place, you're there? In real life?
Not really. This is just a place that we call cyberspace.
What happens to our real bodies anyway?
They're just sticking up they're eyes towards the computer screen.

 

by nutty52
7-12-06
So..uh....how do we get out of this cyberspace?
That's what I was just gonna discuss with you. HEADQUARTERS!
COOL! What is this place?
Welcome to my HQ.
How did you manage to obtain a HQ anyway?
Well......I "borrowed" it from someone.

 

by nutty52
7-12-06
Ach! Zat Hilts. Always trying to ruin my plans to take over die cyberspace.
Well you could have installed an alarm system. Zat would have kept him and his friends out.
But why can't you be more vigilant, Heinrich?
Are you blaming me, Colonel Erwin?
No Heinrich! Wait!
If its that way, I QUIT!

 

by nutty52
7-12-06
Okay Erwin. You're on your own. Now act casual.
*DING DONG*
Who is it?
I'm collecting for die "Confedatory of Nazi Cyborg Independence systems".
What?
Bumsen! Why did die word NAZI had to slip up?!

 

by nutty52
7-12-06
Who was that?
That was Colonel Erwin. A cyborg Nazi that is using plans for world domination. He uses his cyborg army to assist him.
I thought I heard someone there with him.
It's probaly just his assistant. Heinrich. Looks like he quit. Say, I have'nt introduced you to the team yet right?
What team?
Let's just say they're my friends for now.

 

by nutty52
7-12-06
Stupid Erwin. Why should I need him? Why do I work for evil anyway?
Hey dude. You look depressed.
Ja.
Same here.
Are'nt you one of die Amerikana?
Yeah. They set me to "Toilet cleaner rank".

 

by nutty52
7-12-06
Hello widdle girl. What do you want?
Im selling choco chip cookies for the "Gorbyc Izan Corporation"
Are'nt you a little young to be on the forums?
Look do you want the cookies or not?
Well, Im hungry by the way. How much?
Either 100MB or your HQ.

 

by nutty52
7-12-06
That was a dreadful waste. Still, cookies are mine.
Help.....me.....
HILTS! What the hell happened?
The....girl......get.. her....save the...others. ---
Is this the end for Hilts? Is he banned forever? Find out at the next episode!
Hilts? HILTS? HILTS!!! NOOO!!!
____________________

 

by nutty52
7-12-06
AHA! Die disguise works! Now to destroy this teleporter!
YOU!
Scheiße! Not you!
You must be Colonel Erwin!
ACH! Not a hammer!
Time to die....Erwin.

 

by nutty52
7-13-06
No...whoever you are......you dont know what you're going to do!
I already know enough....you killed my only web buddy....
Even if you kill me, die Cyborg Nazi will prevail!
SHUT UP!
Ten clangs and 2 minutes later.
AARRRGGHHH!!!!!! MEIN FUEL TANK!
My work here is done....

 

by nutty52
1-14-07
Hello this is your top talk show Chatterbox you're here with me Lazlow. Lets see who's on the line. Hello caller. You're on the air.
Hey, ya ever ate possum? Thats some good eatin'.
No, I cant say that I have
Hell, ya aught to try it sometime, I tell ya man, it's good.
Err, do you have anything else to say, or..
Pigeons. Pigeons are good too. Sometimes, they come with notes attached. Like a fortune cookie with wings.

 

by nutty52
1-14-07
Heh, that's a good commercial. I..I love commercials, don't you? Hello caller, you're on the air.
Hey Lazlow. Its that your real name?
Huh? Of course its my real name.
I thought all those TV people had fake names like Andy or Bobo.
Um...do you have a question or you just wanna talk about my name?
No. Great show, Lazlow. Or Bob. Or John. Whatever your name is.

 

by nutty52
1-14-07
Alright next caller. You're on the air.
Turnips. Root vegetables. Albino carrots as they're known back home.
Okay. This is'nt gardening with Maurice. Thats on LATER.
Noo. He got taken off the air. He lied. I know he did. I've been trying to make a hybrid of a peach and a Pekinese midget fighting bitch for the last two years. And its im-possible, I tell you.

 

by nutty52
1-14-07
Alright next caller. You're on Chatterbox.
I wanna talk about Heroin. People its bad for you. Its not bad at all. Why are'nt you talking? Oh you think I'm strange? Am I on the air? Hello? Answer me you pansy!
Whats your question?
HEROIN! HEROIN HEROIN! HEERROOIN!!!
Eh-heh, what about it? I mean that's not really a question. They usually start with "how" and "why" and they end up with your voice going up like this.
Don't mock me! I know where you work! I know where you work! You're just like all the rest!

 

by nutty52
1-14-07
Hows that?
Word is evil, dude. And toothpaste, they use it to control us. Why do you think the commercials ask you to brush twice? I've read books!
And what book have you been reading that tells you that toothpaste is evil?
Dentures, the Devil, And the great Cavity cover-up by J.P Higgenbottom. If you'd see what I've seen or heard what I've heard, you'll never brush you teeth again.
I suppose you're one of those people that says diet soda makes you crazy later in life...
I TOLD YOU BEFORE MAN! DON't MOCK ME! MY TAXES PAY YOUR SALARY YOU PANZY!

 

by nutty52
1-14-07
Alright next caller. You're on Chatterbox. What is on your mind?
NEW YORK YANKEES RUUULE!!!
Ahh, thats lovely. Thanks. Next caller, you're on Chatterbox.
The last guy was so full of crap. Everyone knows women are made from sand.
Okay great. Another lunatic. Must be a "Annoy the bastard on TV" day

 

by nutty52
1-14-07
Okay. Next caller. You're on Chatterbox. The TV channel where your opinion matters.
Yeah, I'd like to say somethin' bout' taxes.
You mean...the lone star state?
No, taxes. Well, you know, look, taxes are really wrong. My dad worked his whole life, he played the lottery. now the state wants him to pay taxes on the money he wins from that stuff.
You know I think thats a lesson to us all.

 

by nutty52
1-14-07
Hello caller. You're on Chatterbox.
Err yes...I'd like to say something about these damn people on trains and buses. I love to hear what you're having for dinner. I am the President of a group called Citizens Raging Against Phones.
C.R.A.P?
Exactly!

 

by nutty52
1-14-07
What you're seeing is entirely fictional.
Your organization's called "crap". What kind of moron are you? You wanna round people up for using a phone. But you're calling up on a phone to tell the world about it! How many people are in CRAP?
Citizens are raging against phones, Lazlow!
How many people?
There are three of us. Its hard to call each other without phones. You are perpetuating the downfall of mankind
New york was a church, a cow pasture and three houses when the telephone was invented!
LIAR!

 

by nutty52
1-14-07
You're the liar!
Liar, Liar Pants on fire!
Shut up!
You shut up!
Stupid.
Nanny nanny boo boo stick your head in doo-doo!!

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