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Human Resources: the only TRULY secure career path
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| turn in your access card. i'll watch you empty your desk | |
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you generally don't see the HR people walking each other out with cardboard boxes
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| i understand how you must feel | |
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HR personnel just APPEAR to be superfluous; they're actually efficient harbingers of doom
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| your health coverage is terminated as of 5:00 today | |
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| i guess severance is out of the question..? | |
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