backchatter 155

Author: nuveeeeena

Date: May 26, 2004

by nuveeeeena
5-26-04
Outside the theater showing "The Passion of the Christ"
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He manages to rip free of three of the nails before the Romans finally have to shoot him. Mel really macho'd the fuck out of this thing. Also he fights a shark near the middle.
I dunno, with eyebeams. JesusBeams, whatever, it's badass. No, you don't see beams, the shark just burns up.
Then he decapitates one of the Bad Jews with his halo. No, I'm not kidding, the thing is nutty. I know. Well, somehow it works. It's not like I'm making it sound.
http://dongresin.katgyrl.com/ archives/001135.html
GASP
I really didn't expect the bukkake scene in a mainstream movie like this. I know. I can't believe the Pope was cool with that."