All comics by oXShadowXo

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by oXShadowXo
4-24-07
Hey chen how you hangin up?
Not so good.
Really? What is bothering you?
Walmart keeps making me pay to live in my cubicle.

 

by oXShadowXo
4-24-07
Hey Melvin did you see a fat guy with a flat top steal a suit case with $100,000 in it.
Should I tell him...?
Ummm... yea he went this way.
Alright the body was diposed of. That'll be $100.
Which way should I run?

 

by oXShadowXo
4-24-07
.......
Well are you ready for our date tonight?
.......NICE!
Come on.

 

by oXShadowXo
4-24-07
Not this time mother fucker.
I called this party.
Take him away!
O.K. Boss

 

Where the FUCK are my parents! I'm FUCKING dying out here!
by oXShadowXo, 4-24-07

 

Holy God its JESUS!
Where?
by oXShadowXo, 4-24-07

 

by oXShadowXo
4-25-07
Melvin has got a new partner in accounting and things aren't going so well.
It's nice to meet you my name is Chuck. I work down in accounting. I'm your new partner.
Hey there big guy I know you see me. Come on I won't bite.
To be continued...
Well... are you gonna shake my hand?

 

by oXShadowXo
4-25-07
Previously on Melvins Adventures...
Well...are you gonna shake my hand?
How about we go and have violent anal sex instead?
What will happen next?
Come on I won't bite. Please?

 

by oXShadowXo
4-25-07
Are you ready to do this?
HELL YEAH!!!
YES!!! OOOOOOOOO BABY YES MORE MORE I WANT YOU INSIDE ME!
HELL YEAH!!!
Sooo...umm yeah your fired.

 

I'm sooooooo lonely!
by oXShadowXo, 4-25-07

 

by oXShadowXo
4-25-07
Hey buddy hows it going! You da man!
Take my shirt off. Bitch. And don't ever talk to me in the bathroom after taking a piss.
What you havin your period your fuckin pussy.

 

by oXShadowXo
4-26-07
Hey Gary could you file these papers by tommorow.
Sure thing boss.
The next morning.
Gary..... yeah you didn't do what I wanted sooooo your fired.
WHAT!!!!
I SAID THAT YOUR FIRED! BYE!
OH OK I COULDN'T HEAR YOU THE FIRST TIME. I SHOULD PROBABLY TAKE OF THIS COSTUME AND PACK UP MY STUFF.

 

by oXShadowXo
4-27-07
Yeah boss you wanted to see me.
It kills me to do this but Melvin your FIRED.
Melvin we have a problem. Your car was driven of the roof by one of the employees.
Shut the fuck up. Wheres my car?
SHIT MY CAR! That guy with the big dick was right.

 

by oXShadowXo
4-27-07
WOW!!!
What?
We're at war?
Ummm......yea we've been out here for like 50 weeks. What did you think we were doing?
I thought we were goin to get milk!
Your a dumb ass!

 
by oXShadowXo, 4-28-07

 

by oXShadowXo
4-28-07
HI!!!
LOL!!!
LOL!!!
HI!!!
LOL!!!
Pussies!!!

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