All comics by oldmanpants

 

A Blossoming Friendship by oldmanpants 7-19-02
Mister? What are you doing in my bedroom at this time of night? ...	Why were you trying to leave through the window? ...	Why are you wearing Mommy's face like a mask? ...No reason. Ever been fucked in the ass>

 

That Burning Question by oldmanpants 7-19-02
Have you accepted our lord and savior Jesus Christ into your heart?		No.

 

Organized Religion at its Best by oldmanpants 7-19-02
		You wanted to talk to me, sir? You're fired.

 

The Rich, the White, and the Ugly by oldmanpants 7-20-02
Mr. Squirrel, as your Vice President, I promise to be vigilant and honest in my duties.	In light of recent corporate scandals, the rest of the administration and I have decided that enforcing laws that encourage honesty of business practice is of the utomost importance.	Oh, that's nice. Now that you bring it up, I have a subpeona here for you to...Mr. Cheney? Uhh...Terrorist! I better catch him!

 

Keep Your Arms and Legs Inside at All Times by oldmanpants 7-20-02
	This is the line for the Altar Boy ride, right?	Yep. Oh, it's been so long...

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