Homeland Insecurity

Author: omnithought

Date: August 23, 2003

by omnithought
8-23-03
The President muses...
There's got to be a way to get people to like me...
Why don't we stick 'em in "re-education camps" and make them like you...or else!!
Dammit, Ashcroft, take off the mask will ya'? You're gonna' scare Laura!
George! George! There's a deranged homocidal maniac in the White House!!!
Shhh! Not so loud!!! Oh! You mean John!