Ripped from another joke...

Author: omnithought

Date: August 24, 2003

by omnithought
8-24-03
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Greetings! Welcome to Hell! You'll find a nice meadow over there, a nice market over here, and abundant wildlife everywhere!
AAAIIIEEEEEEE!!!!
THE PAIN!!!! ARRRRGHHHH!!!!
What the fuck was THAT?!
Oh, they're Christians. They wouldn't have it any other way...