Hyper-SUCKY-active

Author: oogi2000

Date: April 14, 2003

by oogi2000
4-14-03
Why does it come to this?
oogi2000: Hyper, why the hell do you bag Hellsing for? Is vampire killing with big guns too good for you?
Hyper Magazine: Look, we are standing by our critique of Hellsing. It was not one of Gonzo's finest.
oogi2000: Ok you faggots from Next Media... you stick to reviewing games that are just cut'n'paste reviews from the other 5-6 separate magazines you have to do the same job... eg PC Powerplay
Hyper Magazine: Don't get nasty. You can't expect much for $6.95
oogi2000: That is no excuse. You guys just suck as Sauceman would've put it
Hyper Magazine: ARRGH! THE TRUTH! IT BURNS!