The Relationship Part 1

Author: orange_onion

Date: August 27, 2006

by orange_onion
8-27-06
You ate ALL my brethren, Jeff, now I will be eating YOU!!!!
You're hot. Let's have a relationship.
Okay!
You are WAY hotter than my bacon girlfriend. Lets go see a movie.
Will Jeff save his bacon girlfriend or will he be too busy booing March of the Penguins to hear her bloodcurdling screams? See part 2 soon!
So you saw your boyfriend cheating on you, and you want me to kill you? All righty!
DO IT NOW!