Survivor: Retard Island Day 7

Author: orange_onion

Date: September 4, 2006

by orange_onion
9-04-06
Captain Embarrasment! The Elimination Kangaroo has gone insane and killed Mel! We gotta get outta here!
Okely-dokely!
Oh god! The Elimination Kangaroo got me! Go on without me Private Pigeon!
Captain Embarrasment, you are not the Survivor.
So we have a winner! Private Pigeon, to be exact.
I win! Yay!
You will be teleported back to the old U.S. of A.