butt vs cop

Author: orf

Date: March 2, 2002

by orf
3-02-02
look officer, that's not my pot. I mean, I'm a stick of nicotine! I get high on myself
Tell that to the judge, boy
What??? this will have to go to court?
Yes, I'm going to start a class-action lawsuit against you when I get back.
...It's because I'm a butt, isn't it?
No, I just want to have anal sex with you in your prison cell.