Lovely Rita, Meter Maid

Author: ottish_bee

Date: June 24, 2003

by ottish_bee
6-24-03
This CSI:Jerusalem pilot is really going to launch me to stardom.....
Shit! I hate you dad! Why the fuck are you making me die for these dooshbags?
YOU SPELLED DOUCHEBAG WRONG, DOUCHEBAG.....WHY YOU HAVE TO GO AND HURT A PIECE OF ASS LIKE SUSAN ANYWAY?
I wonder what exciting projects David Schwimmer will embark on after Friends ends....
Because. Watching her gasp her last breath made my weenis all hard.
OH SON, THE APPLE NEVER FALLS FROM THE TREE!!! GIVE YOUR OLD MAN A HUG.
I wonder if David Schwimmer will ever realize that this restraining order is just cheating destiny.
Aw dad. Does this mean we can be a family again? Like we were before mom went to the Melissa Etheridge concert?