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| I make a habit out of leaving my copy of the satanic bible on my bed, to always let my roommate know who wears the pants in this relationship. | |
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| Well, uh, couldnt you just leave a pair of pants on your bed? | |
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| No, because that would just say I'm a naked guy who leaves my pants on the bed. | |
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| Well, don't you have more than one pair of pants? Like you could put one pair on the bed and one on your lower torso? | |
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| Hello? I'm a Canadian. We're trying to keep our population down by only allowing one pair of pants per man. | |
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| Me and my right wing Christian friends view SARS as gods way of punishing Canadians. | |
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