All comics by outlawyr

 

Tom's on fire by outlawyr 10-25-01
hmm, looks like Tom's on fire again	Poor Tom, I should probably put him out	No way! Wow, when Tom's on fire he can read minds. Weird

 

Jiggy and the hen by outlawyr 10-25-01
One day . . . I'm all jiggy today Oh. What's jiggy mean?	look it up I don't have a dictionary on me	That's ok, it's not in the dictionary Ok. Go be jiggy by yourself

 

One day at the circus by outlawyr 10-25-01
At the circus . . . Whoa there little doggy	Where can a feller set his saddle around here Just pretend you don't see him . . .	Well, I guess I'll just a moasy on along . . . Keep walking cow pie

 

Hanging around by outlawyr 10-25-01
What are you in for? I was framed	Is that some kind of sick joke? Don't cross me	You are going straight to hell Aw, why dontcha hang yourself

 

The hunter by outlawyr 10-25-01
what do you do for fun I like to read the funnies. How about you	Hunt That's so violent	Nah, it's nature's way Well, I'll stick with my funnies just the same

 

The landlord by outlawyr 10-26-01
You must pay the rent I can't pay the rent	You MUST pay the rent I CAN'T pay the rent	Why not? I'm in prison you idiot! __________ God, who made a kangaroo warden?

 

Nuts by outlawyr 10-26-01
Hey you, you seem like smart guy Gee thanks	How'd you like to invest in the future The future? Wow, sounds exciting!	How much you got on you? Well, there's a little piece of wallnut shell stuck in my teeth, other than that I'm flat broke. Could you just put me on your mailing list for now?

 

Fired Fish by outlawyr 10-26-01
I better get back to work before my boss checks up on me	Well, there's time for one more comic Let's see, I haven't used that character yet . . .	Oh, hi boss, I was just . . . That does it, Flotsom, I want your scaley ass out of here, now!

 

ALJ Billy Goat by outlawyr 10-26-01
In the hearing room . . . So how did you get to the hearing today? My wife drove me	What did you do while she drove? I held the map	Aha! You could do the job of navigator. Therefore, I find you not disabled. Next . . .

 

Magic Word by outlawyr 10-26-01
Come on man, tell me how you do that A magician never reveals his secrets	I know some card tricks, I'll teach you one I think this goes a little beyond card tricks	Forget it, I'm gonna go blow a dooby Hey, wait up. Maybe we can work out a trade after all

 

ALJ Billy Goat by outlawyr 10-27-01
In the hearing room . . . . . . and after the surgery I still have a lot of pain Pain? Yeah, right, I'll be the judge of that	I can't lift more than a few pounds or it really hurts That's for me to decide	So that's why I can't work I'll decide who can work. That issue is reserved to the Commissioner! _____________ So, is there anything else you want to tell me before I make my ruling?

 

ALJ Billy Goat 3 by outlawyr 10-28-01
Yet another hearing . . . And so then I worked in an office for 15 years Office? It says here you worked in a bakery. You are Mr. Hamsly, right?	No, I'm Mr. Bromsly Oh, I guess I have the wrong file	So what do we do now? Deny the claim. You're not disabled. Next!

 

Nutz by outlawyr 10-29-01
At the comedy club . . . Test, 1, 2. Um, could someone lower that thing?	Hullo?	I know you're out there, I can hear you gnawing your nuts ________________ Thank you!

 

ALJ Billy Goat by outlawyr 11-16-01
In the hearing room . . . What's that you got there I brought my medications	Any narcotics? Um, I was taking Vicodin for a while	I knew it, another drug addict. Be gone from my sight you law breaker! So, does this mean I don't get no benefits?

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