The Marlboro Man

Author: pad

Date: February 2, 2001

by pad
2-02-01
That Sick Sick Bastard is up to no good again..
Hey little ladie, i'm the marlboro man, would you like a ciggerette so you can be cool like me and die from lung cancer?
OOPS, NO, SHE WAS TRYING TO GIVE ME A CIGGERETTE, I SWEAR IT WASN'T ME. NOOO.
Wow, I think i am gonna set this mother fucker on fire for trying to give my daughter a ciggerette.
ARRARGGGGGG!!! AAHHHHHHH!!! IM BURRNNINNGG!!