All comics by paintball_dude2008

 

Glen Jolivette has recieved a new mail rount
Hello iam your new mail man Glen
screw you i hate mailmen
Getting frustraded Glen takes this to a new level
Dude screw you go away
OK this bastards goin down
Glen will recieve a new mail route tomorrow
Oh my god
YOU SHOULDA TAKEN YOUR MAIL NOW HAVE A NICE DAY SIR

 

Father Nelson asks jeffery for some ''HELP''
I could use some help back at my house would you come by after my wife leaves for work
Uhhhhh.......yeah sure
jeffery runs into a black kid named jamal who quickly runs away
You here to help too???
Yeah i guess
That other kid said he had to go....
Well 1 is better than none

 

The roach brother meet up in DC
Hey ive never seen the white house before
Neither have i its preety sweet
They hear a sound from above
Do you think-----wait do you hear that
yeah it sounds like someone whistling
Wooohooo we really can survive a N.U.K.E
Yeah we need to do this more often!!!!

 

so why are you up there???
long story
Well ill be here for a while and looks like your not going anywhere
damnit kid just go away!!!!
No come on mister just tell me i wanna know
Ahhhh god damnit heres 20 bucks go buy a freaking bible!!!

 

Iam so glad we could finally have children
yes me too
Its so beautiful
Why the hell doesent it look like me????
Why does your son look like me???
This explains ALOT

 

Mom whats your credit card number
why hunny
i want to see how much the monthly payments are on a nucluar device
oh ok
1 WEEK LATER
THE WORLD IS MINE

 

goo gooo ga ga
who would leave a baby out here
ahhhh
ok calm down ill help you

 

So i think iam gonna get married yoder
ahhhh i see can i be your best man
No i have someone already picked out
oh-um-ok i guess seeya
What do you mean you wont come to the wedding

 

Now go find the devil and defeat him
Yes my lord
Is the devil here
yes second door on the right
no no no....rock rips paper
?????

 

i cant find anything on einstein!!!
bulid a time machine and go ask the dude yourself
ahhh fuck i cant belive iam doing this bullshit
ok so E= what now

 

AND FOR AN EXTRA 49.95 YOU CAN HAVE A T-SHIRT WITH MY NUMBER ON THE BACK
by paintball_dude2008, 1-12-06

 

Look at me
Fuckin show off
by paintball_dude2008, 1-12-06

 

OH MY GOD SIR ELTON JOHN
thats right the bitch is back
by paintball_dude2008, 1-12-06

 

Show me dem titties bitch
hmmm let me think....no ya dumb fuckin nigger
by paintball_dude2008, 1-12-06

 

True story of internet dating
Well iam 5'11'' with red hair and a super nice tan
iam 6'2'' with a super toned body and i swear to go i have a 15 '' penis
by paintball_dude2008, 1-12-06

 

in the town of Owegotsu, two clipskitobbles quarrel over there town. It is complete mayhem!!
What the fuck do you think you are doing. this is my town bitch.
no no no. this is MY town you fucking homo. back up.
by paintball_dude2008, 9-04-07

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