Aphex Twin?

Author: pale

Date: September 15, 2002

by pale
9-15-02
A shocking discovery...
Holy splinters, John! What's that over there!?
My lord, it looks like someone's nailed Aphex Twin to a block of wood!
A closer look...
Oh good, I don't think it's him.
Yeah, why would anyone nail someone nice like Richard James to a telephone pole?
Case in point.