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by panhandler
2-04-01
Sue is a bit shy, because it's her first Mini-Playback-Show!
Hi. I am Sue. And my idol is Marilyn Manson.
After Sue dressed like Marilyn, she wants to impress the jury.
Now I will show them a real show, not like the other Spears or Lopez-Clones!
O yeah, the show was impressive!
Mum!!! Do you think my show was good enough?Could I go to the jury?
Oh no, we don't drive to the cemetry now!

 

by panhandler
2-04-01
Jesus waits, and waits...but his father doesn't come.
I hope dad comes soon!
Hi Dad, come on! Please let me follow you!
Hi son, sorry, but I have to work, don't hang around in the sun for so a long time, you know that's not good for your head.

 

by panhandler
2-05-01
Pocahontas would like to warm her tiny cold hands.
Oh. Great. I can warm my hands on this fire.
First he wants to wash her hands.
I think I first wash my hand with some VERY FLAMABLE ACIDS, because my hands are very dirty from digging for food.
Ups. Better not washing next time!

 

by panhandler
2-05-01
Bunny has nothing to eat and trys to get food from others.
He. Crazy Motherfucker. Give me your food or I'll kill and eat you!
No. I don't give you my meal.
He gets aggressive and wants to fight against his enemy.
So come on. Let's fight.
Is Bunny blind or what?We will see in the next comic....
So now. Show me what you can.
I think now you come with me.

 

by panhandler
2-05-01
Jason, the local drug dealer, wants to get new clients in the mountains.
He you! Would you like to try LSD or XTC? It's good for your body.
???What are you talking about? I don't know what you mean. I am a poor young little girl. But, I've nothing to do here now, so I'll go with you.
In his laboratory Jason gives Pocahontas some drugs to make her addictive.
Oh yeah Poca, that's normally, it's great, isn't it?You are the coolest indina girl now in your little village.
Back at home Pocahontas is very proud to be sooo cool now.
Wow. My family will be so proud of me if they see me, but I have to hurry up, Jason waits, he said something about crack and cocaine, it sounds nice.

 

by panhandler
2-05-01
...Bunny now recognizes his enemy.
Oops. You are the dead?Hm, so I don't think I can kill you. But I can't come with you, I am a comic, I can't move.
Hmm. That's right, wait a minute, I have to ask my boss, perhaps he knows a solution for this problem.
Some minutes later...
Hi Jesus. Where is your father?
Hi. He isn't at home. He's on earth to. I think he dressed like a little bunny to have fun in the forrest. But it is very dangerous, because as rabbit he could be killed but he doesn't hear what I say
Now the dead has an idea!
You mean, if I see a little bunny in the forrest and kill him, this is god, your fahter? And if this bunny is dead, the soul of god dies too?
Yes, that's it. But you wouldn't do that. Would you?

 

by panhandler
2-06-01
Pocahontas meets a dragon but she isn't really friendly to him.
???What does she want???
He. Fucking dragon, what's up with you, you are so ugly!
Oh oh, Pocahontas better should be more friendly.
I bet you can't spy fire! You suck.
Better think next time before speaking, Pocahontas
I liked her, but...

 

by panhandler
2-06-01
1. Piercing
Fucking Mum. But I pierce myself, even if she says no.
2. Dying
I don't want to live longer.
3. Home sweet home
If we don't have walls in our house, than I have to put the pictures on my head.

 

by panhandler
2-06-01
Oh no, the poor little girl is in danger.
Now I'll kill you little girl, 1...
What's wrong with her, she doesn't react.
...2....
...3... Never mind Sabrina the Teenage bitch.

 

by panhandler
2-06-01
Pocahontas sees an animal which she has never seen before.
???
He. Come on. I'll pet you. You look sooo cute.
Oh no. The bug is a bad one.
I can't understand her, but I am hungry, so let's do it at usual.
Yeah. A little bit closer to me, please come on, I can't move, I am only a comic so please come on.
Better run away next time, Pocahontas.
He. Where I am? Where is the lovely animal? Why is it so dark here?

 

by panhandler
2-06-01
Somewhere
Wow. Look at this. It is so great.
Wow.
He little never seen before alien with 4 feet, look at heaven, there is something real strange, one cloud looks like Barbara Streisand.

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