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by panlid
1-06-02
Approach....
nuts?
Moving In....
nuts?
Stay off my nuts!!!
fucking squirrels!!!

 

by panlid
1-06-02
Open Mike
Harsh Crowd
YOU SUCK
Ok, what did the microwave say to the dog?
Finale
Oooooooh

 

by panlid
1-06-02
Recess
Now I called you here, coz i aint happy with your performance
What About the Children?!?
But I made 30 cents last week!!
Damn it bitch, how i get my Mercedes makin money like dat, huh?
Stay in School
Pimpin' ain't easy!!

 

by panlid
1-06-02
09:47 Monday
Oh GOD!! I did it again...
If i have to listen to one more word of this bullshit i'm gonna snap... RIGHT, THATS IT!?!?!!!
Well i said, if god meant for things to go up it he wouldn't have invented laxatives!!
Thats right girl, you go on with your bad self...
Milk, nachos, soda, fudge cake, and... shit what was it.... oh yeah laxatives...
Raindrops keep falling on my head, doo dee doo dee doo...

 

by panlid
1-06-02
A stroll in the park, until....
nuts?
What the fuck is this?!?
Only one man for the job...
nuts?
I'm telling you for the last time, stay away from my fucking nuts!!! GAAAABBE!!!
Squirrel vs Gabe: FIGHT!
*gulp* nuts?
Remember me?

 

by panlid
1-06-02
We're back folks for this pay-per-view event...
nuts?
Just try an' get 'em
Is that legal?!?
nuts?
NOOOOOOOO?!?!?!?!
To the victor... the spoils...
nuts
nuts?

 

by panlid
1-06-02
If you cant handle the heat...

 

by panlid
1-06-02
In a bar far far away...
Come on guys break it up...
There really is no need for this...
If only they knew who'd actually pissed in his coke

 

by panlid
1-06-02
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what the hell is that?
what?
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that fucking yellow thing?
oh yeah...
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its making me very uncomfortable
shut up you whinging whore

 

by panlid
1-06-02
Somewhere in Lapland...
Hi Blitzen, how are you feeling today?
Fine thanks, ready for next christmas only 350 or so shopping days to go!!!
Quite, and you Rudolph, how are you on this fine day?
Actually Elfie, i'm not feeling myself today...
What the fuck am I going to tell Santa?

 

by panlid
1-06-02
Somewhere outside Bethlehem...
So man, what did you do?
Tried to save humanity...
I know, lifes a bitch aint it. One minute everyone loves you, the next you're stuck to a cross!!!!
I hear that... look if i make it and you dont, can i have your cave?
I was just asking!!!

 

by panlid
1-31-02
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Excuse me, could you possibly just give me a quick hand, somebody put me up here as a joke, but i'm getting a little bored, please?
Dont think so matey
Oh for Gods sake, God, are you taking the piss

 

by panlid
8-21-03
So, a pirate and a vicar walk into a gaybar...
I dont think were gonna like this
bottles at the ready
...and lived happily ever after...
Thank you!!!

 

by panlid
8-21-03
Ok, try this, whats 4094875 divided by 96
Four
No it's not
I'm a T-Rex - it's four...

 

by panlid
8-21-03
What have i told you about smiking that stuff?!?
Oh yeah - what you drinkin?!?
...
Petrol

 

by panlid
8-21-03
He's left me, run off with Sandra, took the kids...
and the dog...
aww

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