How is this not funny?

Author: papadust

Date: July 11, 2004

by papadust
7-11-04
This just in-Mary Kate Olson was taken into rehab for anorexia treatment
3 days later-
It turns out Mary Kate was not anorexcic but she is addicted to drugs
Is it me or is this the funniest news since the one month porn ban?
The drugs she is being treated for include...