I hope my parents don't see this

Author: papadust

Date: March 19, 2006

by papadust
3-19-06
So I met his one girl at a bar in Thailand
Ok
She told me she could shoot a ping pong ball 15 feet from her vagina
No fucking way
Words to live by
She did, and bought her a bunch of drinks and fucked her
Well you can't meet a girl who can shoot a ping pong ball 15 feet from her vagina and not fuck her