All comics by parsley

 

Sssssh! Can you smell something by parsley 10-12-01
Can I smell your feet? You most certainly cannot	oh	Must be your cunt then

 

sardonic politcal commentary & not very good at that by parsley 10-12-01
Martin? Yes, Gerry?	what the fuck are ye doing? I'm knocking nails into my head. You Know. For the Cause	For the Cause? Yup Tiofhaidh Ar La & up the fenian half of derry

 

daaaaaad by parsley 10-12-01
jesus. JESUS! Its your father. ......uuuh....daaaad	what the fuck. I say, go down & save the the human race. I DID NOT SAY GET NAILED TO A TREE awww daaaaaad, nothing i ever do is good enough for you	honestly, if your mother only knew. Have you taken out the bins yet either. have you..didn't think so...too busy getting nailed to tree...well i'll tell you.... [ad infinitum] oh sweet suffering jesus.....hey, that could catch on

 

Oasis are born by parsley 10-16-01
1990, in a small shithole pub in burnage, Liam & Noel enjoy a quiet pint... I've just booked some lessons in a Cessna plane wif the money our mam gave us for my birthday Aye, did ah tell you abowt ma fookin petuniaws, ourkid. they're cummin on a fookin' storm.....	*sigh*, he never listens to me. I dont know why I fookin' bother ....and me vegetable patch is fookin blindin'. Fooking 'ell, all you need, right, is a good top soil, with a balanced ph and that ....	MAYBE, I don't really want to know, how your garden grows because I just want to fly. Fook Me, ourkid, you might have something there

 

Fame comes knocking by parsley 6-26-02
Liam Gallagher meets Kurt Cobain at an indie music symposium in bradford, early 90's Fuck's sake Liam, I can't think of anything good to call my new album I know what you mean Kurt, we can't release ours till we get a good name too	By the way I can't come out tonight Nevermind....	...what about tomorrow night? .Defnitely! Maybe....depends what coutneys doing actually

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