Patrick's Rant #1: Sandra Cisneros wants dick.

Author: patquackssb

Date: September 30, 2003

by patquackssb
9-30-03
For this rant, Patrick VanDusen will be played by Jesus Christ.
I understand many people are upset about yesterday's comic, and its not-so-subtle bashing of hispanic writer Sandra Cisneros.
My response is: stuff it. She's a whiny 30-year-old hack who hates men and writes about how evil they are, because she can't get any.
You evil man! You made a sexual reference to a woman!
See what I mean?