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by pballpenguin
7-27-04
Halo is the coolest and Chris is too but, Halo doesn't tell me to shut my face
Hi I'm Alex and I'm on the last level of... Come on... Almost to the spaceship...Get out of the warthog and... Yeah! I just beat Halo!
Alex, please shut your face right now or else I'll be be forced to kill you... with a stick... or a very hard rock of somesort
Alex is gay
No I'm not! Chris did you write that narration about me?
... Maybe
Wanna play multiplayer?
Yeah but first I have to figure out how I turned into a friggin cat

 

by pballpenguin
7-27-04
Hey Chris
Hey Alex whats up?— wait a second I thought that your leg was broken
My leg is broken this is just an illusion
Sweet! What else can you make an illusion
Abra cadabra
A friggin penguin I should have known. Man you suck now I cant ride my bike home

 

by pballpenguin
7-28-04
HOLY CRAP! that squirrel looks so delicious! I mean cute...(awkward silence)
Noooooo! Don't eat me! It's Alex
Shut your face, you crap face squirrel
I have crap on my face? Where?...I mean you know how your always turning into animals? Well somehow I turned into a friggin squirrel
Shut your face, you crap face squirrel you look too delicious to listen to. You're coming home for dinner tonight
Noooo! I'm being deliciuosly grilled to perfection with america's favorite sauce. Thats right A1 steak sauce which is found on the sauce aisle in your local grocery store

 

by pballpenguin
7-28-04
One day I was just playin Battlefield 1942 on the intronet when...
Hey Alex whacha doin?
Just playin Battlefield 1942 on the intronet
Then, Chris' crazy crap face tries to tell me it's not called the intronet but what does he know about anything?
You're gay, it's not called the in-tro-net. It's called the in-ter-net
Shut up your crazy crap face. It is called the intronet. What do you know about anything?
Then he has the nerve to turn me into a friggin cat!
You're makin me angry. Alakazaam fool. your a friggin cat
Shut your face. I hate you!

 

by pballpenguin
7-28-04
Haha he's a friggin cat... again
Hey crapface I mean Chris whats up?
Whats up?...whats up?... You turn me into the same old friggin cat again. I hate your crap... face
I know this is gettin kinda old but you gotta love seeing Chris as an anry cat
ok ok Chris I'll change you from a cat
Shut up you gay son of a crap... face. You better change me right now!
Crap I forgot that rabbit had a gun
Ok... abra cadabra. there you're not a cat.
Haha you're gonna regret that now!

 

by pballpenguin
7-29-04
Hey crapface-I mean welcome to the crapiest resaurant in town home of the blah blah blah blah crapedy crap crap crap...etc.
Ok I want a...I'll have a...well considering my cholesterol...I'll take the man eating monster burger with extra cheese
Sorry this register just closed
What!? I can't take it anymore! Give me all the money in the register o else you won't be able to...umm...do stuff you want to do...for a while...
Ahhh! Mommie! someone help me!
Shut up crapface!(sound effects:bang bang bang) wow they sold me a REAL gun at the dollar tree! sweet! oh...sorry...

 

by pballpenguin
7-29-04
Hey you crapface I hate you!
What you don't even know me! any way I'll just take a burger and some fries, thank you
No! Shut your face or else I'll shoot you!
What!? You don't even have a gun you idiot!
Yes I do it's at my house. I'll go get it. Stay here. I'll be right back
No, don't go get it. You can just use mine. After i shoot you.(sound effects: bang bang bang) Crap, now I cant get him to open the register for me!

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