P. B. Annie

Author: pbannie

Date: April 26, 2002

by pbannie
4-26-02
In a church not far from where you live...
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
Please, child, come confess it all to me.
Well, last week I kicked a puppy, and called my best friend 'a girl' 'cause he couldn't hit a baseball.
Let me lay my hands on your 'head' and all will be forgiven.
I thought homosexuality was a sin.
Only for those who haven't been trained properly in the seminary.