There's Always Someone Better by ph0en1x11-21-02 Back in Hell Eddie brags about his day... How many people did you kill today? I killed 7. ...2 ...and continues to brag... I killed 7 people toady, what about you? Only 5... ...until. Hey! How many...oh...nevermind... What?
Eat You Heart Out Shakespeare by ph0en1x12-05-02 To be or not to be... ...that is the question... ...ah fuck it....
Something's Rotten in the State of my Mind by ph0en1x12-07-02 Hamlet...I'm the ghost of your father... ...really? ...yes...I came to tell you to avenge me... Well...you never really showed me that much love as a child...and you did send me away to school...and.. Fuck it...I'll go ask your sister... ...and then there was that time that you didn't buy me the pony...
