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by phlagm
1-15-01
Oh my god! My company, Hardware.com, is completely bankrupt!
That's it, I have nothing to live for. Goodbye cruel world!
What a loser. I can't believe I slept with that guy.

 

by phlagm
1-15-01
Is it true that you're Jewish?
Yes it is, Sally. Did you know that there was no real distinction between Christians and Jews until about 66 AD.
.....
The difference became more pronounced when the Romans began persecuting Christians. What do you think of that, Sally?
You suck, I'm going to watch Real World.

 

by phlagm
1-15-01
Screw off! The West Bank is ours!
Muhammed forever, Moses never! Jyhad!!!
Okay, fine. The West Bank is all yours.
Get lost, hebe.
10 minutes, and 15 Airstrikes later....
Israelis suck.....

 

by phlagm
1-16-01
Okay...the acid is starting to kick in...
Hello, my son.
Shit! Who's there?
It's me... Jesus. I'm here to tell you that your toaster is now Lord, and you should worship Him with asparagus.
Not again.

 

by phlagm
1-25-01
I hate life. Someone kill me. I'm the sorriest looking guy on the Low Pass comic!
Oh yeah? Well look at me! I'm clearly American Indian, and they are calling me a chink!
Oh god! Life is horrible.
Both of you can fuck off. I'm in 90% of these things, and to to pit all off I'm haging from a fucking cross.

 

by phlagm
1-25-01
So where's the boss?
Yeah, didn't he call this meeting?
Hello, we're having a meeting today about the new image of the company...This is the royal 'we', meaning 'you'...the ones who are left...
...and so I will be creating pie charts to represent each one of you. I would like to declare that I'm 47.8% humorless, 36.9% Napoleon complex, 14.9% anal, but the rest is all personality!
please kill me

 

by phlagm
1-26-01

 

by phlagm
4-05-01
Monday....Monday seemed like a week. And then Tuesday seemed like five days. Then Wednsday seemed like a week again...
On Thursday I called in sick, so that just seemed like a day, but then I came in 'til noon on Friday and that seemed like three days.
Or was it four days..? I have it all written down. I can show it to you later.

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