Ash is stupid.

Author: pikachu

Date: January 4, 2002

by pikachu
1-04-02
My poor Pikachu has died. I guess I need to find a new Pokemon to train so I can be the Ultimate Pokemon Master!
Hey, Cool! Its the rare Bzzcockastingypuflump Pokemon. I choose you, Bzzcockastingypuflump!
You're shoelace is untied.
Oh, whaa..?
Ha ha. Made you look!