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| Hi. I'm an embodyment of nearly everything that is wrong with America. | |
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| I spend my life keeping up with the latest trends, suppressing any original thought, shopping at the mall, and generally maintaining my upper middle class demeanor. | |
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| You think you've got it bad. I awoke this morning to find myself transformed into a hideous vermin. | |
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| I hope she'll have sex with me. | |
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