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i'm bored
If I serenade you with my beautiful music will you marry me? Please??
where the hell is everyone??
hey good lookin, why don't you bring that sweet ass over here?
And so it goes...
this sucks, where's all the hot guys at?
Why doesnt she like me? I guess I have to go kill myself now...

 

on the SS Kansas
Arr Jen, what sights do ye think we'll see out on the open waters?
Argh Lori, I don't know, tis a mystery
so you'll surrender to evil?
only if you come and have dirty, filthy anal sex with me right now
pretty boring huh?
yeah nothing surprising here...

 

conversation with 'myself'
holy crap man, its Kurt Cobain! Can you tell me what happens after you die?
Well...Okay. But only because we look alike.
Okay, so what religion turns out to be cor-wait, why am I descending out of the sky?
You're high is ending. That means I have to go now, goodbye Lori!
oh shit I think i'm gonna throw up...
well, she can always go on Looks alone

 

shining tombstones trying to raise the dead
Kurt, I need some help.
Sure Lori, I know all. What is your issue?
damn, whats her problem?!
Well Kurt, I have guy issues. I always end up ignoring guys, even the good ones. Then I complain about being single. Is it some fear, childhood problems, too much independence, WHAT?!
Well I think I know the solution...
of course...
Whats the answer??
get high

 

In Math Class for example...
I wonder what would happen if I tried to take over the world...with kangaroos?
(teacher speaking) And so class you need the Y Intercept equation to graph these variables...
One hour later...
Hey, my kangaroo army, damn Nazi's! ...huh?
...And now that you should know the enitre chapter you can take your test
shit...
uh...fuck...
Lori, we're you paying attention?

 

It's re-match time!!
Aha Allen, I have come back as a Catholic Schoolgirl to fight again!!
I'll kill you again you over-analyzing bitch!!
Lori throws a high kick! Allen is hit!
HI-YA!!!!!
...shit
Wait, you're going to take over the American government??! I don't give a shit about that

 

Stupid fat people who don't know when to SHUT UP!
Ashley you haven't shut up since class started and we don't need to hear your conversation over here so SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
uh uh, no you DI'INT!!
stupid, stupid, stupid...
No, I did, so just shut the fuck up!
I know you ain't talkin to me!
I hate loud and fat people
Yeah, I was, so now shut up.
blah blah blah, I'm a lardass

 

Jen's boyfriend didn't show up
god dammit im gonna kill Jerry!!
uh...
there was a bum that looked like bin Laden
...yeah, go Mohammed
arrhh I'm a bum but I got in anyway!! I'm gonna go mosh!!!
Two Roses In Flames
Hey Noise Pollution, you get Rose
aah and we want to understand!!!

 

And I want to understand!
Kurt, I'm so sick of life.
I know the feeling.
And I want to understand!
No!
I know the feeling.
And I want to understand!
Kurt, I'm so sick of life.
I know the feeling.

 

well i fucked up the last comic...
I mean, life today is just so controlled.
i know the feeling.
where's the fun? where's the adventure?
It's like we have so little choice, we are born, school is our next 20 years, then we're expected to get a job and family. What if I don't what a family?! What if I want something exciting!
i know the feeling.
Well Lori, that's what drugs are for. They'll help you to escape.
Why am I even asking you, you're fucking dead you loser.

 

Hey Jesus, I need some help.
What is it my child? I pray I may help thee.
all-loving and patient?
Well I'm a bit lost. I have no direction in life. I want to get the most out of it but don't know what to do.
That's your fucking question?? 2000 years and that's some of the lamest shit I ever heard! I got devout worshippers coming up everyday with life-threatening shi-
what??
I mean uh,...go...to Church.

 

who else is fucking left
Alright, you're the last one I'm asking. What the fuck am i supposed to be accomplishing in life

 

cont.
You must give me your soul in return for my answer.
What?! No fucking way!!
how did I do that?
fool! fire cannot hurt the prince of darkness!!
why the fuck would i do that??! so you can give me some bs answer and make me some Hell-Slave! You're fucking dead
all hail Queen of Hell Lori
oh wait, maybe it can...you stupid fucking whore!!!
Still no fucking answer!!!

 

Fuck, I still don't know anything about my destiny and whatnot.
Oh well, I'm now the Ruler of Hell, why not make the best of it?
Hey demon, go do my bidding and get a lifesize chessboard with humans as the pieces.
Of course Mistress.

 

As the Unquestioned Ruler of Hell, Lori gets to kill unmercilessly
Well he's a shame to all Scots, he dies...
ah ha ha, I'm stupid. For that I must burn
burn, tubby, burn
she's fat...
hurrah, food!
and Jerry gets to die because he took Jen's blanket
dont forget that I am also apparently gay

 

hey, what the hell are you doing here....in hell?
I am here to destroy you because you are the root of all evil.
you can't destoy me you moron.
and why is that?
Lori wins again
because I'm an innocent child who merely ended up here by chance. You angels can't harm me.
ah, shit!

 

hey, Rook, move your lazy ass to E 3
stupid bitch i'll move when I feel like it
i dont give a rats ass who that ugly ho is, she needs to shut the fuck up.
You know I can read minds right?
Bishop, Queen, it's time to go Medieval on his ass.
crap.

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