Jesus knows all

Author: pinkrosesinflames

Date: November 20, 2002

Hey Jesus, I need some help.
What is it my child? I pray I may help thee.
all-loving and patient?
Well I'm a bit lost. I have no direction in life. I want to get the most out of it but don't know what to do.
That's your fucking question?? 2000 years and that's some of the lamest shit I ever heard! I got devout worshippers coming up everyday with life-threatening shi-
what??
I mean uh,...go...to Church.