Like seriously it's...

Author: piratemonkeyninja

Date: June 14, 2005

Hey baby. They call me the Looove Machine. Wanna know why?
As tempting as that offer is I am going to have to pass...
Well I'll tell you! It's because I am a machine that was designed, crafted and built for the sole purpose of providing Love.
Oh well...I guess that makes sense...And I'm less creeped out than I could have been...
And plus, I have a huge robot wang!
AHHHHHH!